Hell In A Handbag Productions

March 23 – April 30
7:30PM, 4:00PM Matinee

The Chopin Theatre
1543 W Division St,
Chicago, IL 60642

I Promised Myself to Live Faster

This space epic tells the tale of our reluctant hero Tim (Robert Williams) who’s been put through an emotional ringer these past few months. Tim life takes a radical turn when an order of intergalactic nuns charge him with a quest: retrieve the Holy Gay Flame from the clutches of the evil emperor to save the race of Homosexuals and restore the balance of power in the universe. Once Tim is captured by the fabulously androgynous Ah-Ni (David Cerda), Tim goes places he never dreamed in this ridiculous and delirious allegorical adventure.

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