Edward Crosby Wells
- 3 Guys in Drag Selling Their Stuff
A comedy that features three drag queeens, Diva, Lillian, and Tink, who have a yard sale to raise funds for a Faberge egg in which they hope to place the ashes of Diva’s dead husband. The miscommunications of this misfit trio cause mayhem, during the course of which we meet an entire neighborhood of odd characters. A raucous, raunchy, pee-in your-pants, more than a laugh-a-minute play.
Two-Act: 1 hr. 30 min. – minimal set
3M: any ages
- Leaving Tampa
Roy sits with his lover in an airport restaurant on the way home from the funeral of Roy’s father. Roy is bitter about the childhood abuse he experienced from his father. Roy is the only one who can see the ghost of his father at a nearby table. Talking simultaneously with his lover and his father brings an unexpected, emotional climax.
One-Act, 45 Min. – minimal set
3M: any ages
- Pink Gin for the Blues
Monologue for a mature drag queen. Trick, a sadder-but-wiser drag queen in her cups, sits at a bar where she pours her heart out about lost love, and lost innocence.
One-Act: 20 Min. – minimal set
1M: any ages
- The Moon Away
Joe, a southern New Mexico photographer, grapples with his identity as a gay man. He has been wrongly accused of sexual contact with a minor. The story encompasses seven months of his life through dreams and flashbacks, taking us on a surreal journey through the nightmare world of his hostile environment, and of his inner-self. Based on a true story, this powerful and intense drama takes place during 1984-5.
Two-Act: 120 min. – one abstract set
3M: any ages
1F: any age
- Thor’s Day
A middle-aged insurance salesman, Philip, brings home a gorgeous young man, Buck, for an afternoon tryst. The (perhaps supernatural) Buck takes Philip on a breathtaking, life-altering journey into long-suppressed and hidden desires. Intelligent, erotic, powerful, provocative, and terrifying.
One-Act: 1 hr. 30 min. – one set
2M: any ages
- The Proctologist’s Daughter
A wildly comedic send-up of the Hollywood noir of the 40s. Baroness Von Cobra, epitome of the “Dragon Lady,” works for the Third Reich. Otto Papschmier is her ever-faithful henchman, and Frau Schnapps, her deviously clever housekeeper. Dick Palmer is the cool secret agent for the Allied Secret Submarine Service (ASSS), and his girlfriend, Velma Lombard is a Woolworth’s saleslady and wannabe movie star. Rounding off the group is Adolph, the temperamental cobra. Gender-bending and designer body parts — courtesy of good, old-fashioned German engineering — add to the hilarity.
Two-Act: 1 hr. 30 min. – one set
2M: any ages
3F: any ages
1 gorilla: any age
1 cobra: any age